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Monday, Sept 20, 2010. I am grateful for kids, especially smart kids in school. That’s all of them by the way, no matter the marks!

CHILDREN ARE QUICK         
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:        Here it  is.
TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:   Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER:   No, that’s wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (You’ve got to love this child!)
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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it’s H to O.  
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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have                   ten years ago.                           
WINNIE:       Me!
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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:          Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.  
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TEACHER:   Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘  I.  ‘
MILLIE:       I  is..
TEACHER:   No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I  am.’
MILLIE:       All right…  ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS:   Because George still had the axe in his hand….    
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TEACHER:   Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:        No sir, I don’t have to…… my Mom is a good cook.  
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE  :     No, sir. It’s the same dog.  …………………………………..

My friend sent me these. Anyone know where these came from? I like to give attribution when I can.

Doc Meek, Mon, Sept 20, 2010, at Sherwood Park, Alberta, CANADA

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